- The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic.
- I made the mistake of watching "A.I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.
- Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in
- The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn't act polite around older people.
- "I think we should take money from everyone," I told her, "regardless of their ability to pay. After all, this is America."
Joe Bob Briggs quotes
Joe Bob Briggs (born 27 January 1953) is the pseudonym of John Irving Bloom, a syndicated film critic, writer and actor.