Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. -Jim Davis
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -Jackie Gleason
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. -Joan Rivers
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. -Alexander Pope
If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I'm going to be. I don't have an eating disorder.
-Courteney Cox
I don't believe in dieting. -Joan Collins
The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more. -Jack LaLanne
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. -Amy Sedaris
Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat. -Gina Gershon
It looks to me to be obvious that the whole world cannot eat an American diet. -Jerry Brown
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. -Totie Fields
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. -Jonathan Swift
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. -Gustave Flaubert
You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken. -Paula Deen
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. -Kelly Osbourne
