- I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of day when I'm alone and I don't have to be on, performing.
- Until "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective", no actor had considered talking through his ass.
- Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
- I'm charming, but I dip into the Prozac now and then.
- I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In ten years, you can give a lot of love.
- The power of the subconscious mind! With the power of the sub-conscious mind I can learn how to do anything...I could...learn how to dance, or, yodel like an Austrian.
- If there'd been Ritalin when I was a kid, I wouldn't be here now.
- The best possible thing you can get out of a relationship is that you're with somebody who encourages you to be the best version of yourself.
- My focus is to forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it.
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