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It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
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They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.
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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
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On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
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On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
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I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
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