SOME VERY FUNNY FACTS ABOUT MARRIAGE

All over the world, women prefer to marry older men and vice versa.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

After marriage, husband and wife each become one on one of two sides of a coin. They just can't see each other, but they stay together.

A British couple, Percy and Florence Arrowsmith hold the record for the longest marriage in the Guinness Book of Records. The marriage lasted 80 years before the death of Percy Arrowsmith, at 105 years of age in 2005.

Married women seem to have a lower risk of being abused in the home than those who are not married. Regardless of race, education, and age, cohabitants are three times more likely to become violent than married people.

No matter how often a married man changes jobs, he always ends up with the same boss.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens; in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens; in the third year, the two speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

THE CHILD ASKS: -Dad, how much does it cost to get married? THE FATHER ANSWERS: -I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

CHILD: Is it true, Dad, that in ancient China a man didn't know his wife until he married her? THE FATHER: That happens everywhere, son.

When a man takes a woman's hand before they are married, it is love; when they are married, it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a man with ten years of marriage looks happy, we would like to know why.

It is not true that a married man lives longer than a single man.

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